Monday, February 12, 2018

Do you ever look back on your life and think “I wish I had...”  I don’t think anyone’s life turns out the way they had planned. Mine sure as shit didn’t. 

There’s this scene in the very first episode of Magnum P.I. where Magnum pulls up to the AF military airport at Pearl Harbor, he jumps out of the red Ferrari in his swim shorts and THEN puts on his jeans. Hell. Yes. 

As I sit here eating turkey pepperoni, drinking a rando IPA, lamenting what is and what could have been, I think my biggest regret (besides trying that Carolina reaper sauce) is that I didn’t become the female Magnum.  

I have the hat. There’s still time.